1. Dale Murphy is following me on twitter. He sent me a message to let me know, you know, cause we are friends. On twitter, but still.
2. Wal-Mart’s bacon is not all that good. This is in comparison to other bacon. Compared to every other food it still rules.
3. A friend asked me if I would remember them when I make it big and my book is picked to be part of Oprah’s book club. I just can’t remember that friend’s name.
4. I dreamed about Van Halen the other night. Diamond Dave offered me hors d’oeuvres. Great dream.
5. I can’t believe Dale Murphy is not in the Hall of Fame. I also cannot believe they are making another Pirates of the Caribbean movie. No justice in this world.
6. So, the Rapture is happening on Saturday. What do you wear for such an event?
7. I’m pretty excited about the check coming from my cousin, Fjrfbebverkb in Holland. Thankfully, all I had to do was give him my SS#.
8. If everyone is a missionary, how come plumbers never speak at missions conferences?
9. My 2 year old wakes up everyone around 6:15 screaming “MAAAAAHHHHMEEEEE!” As if his getting out of the crib is a matter of life and death. My wife takes it personally.
10. I know you don’t think the stuff that happened in the movie Signs could be real. But you need to know we have glasses of water everywhere in our house.
Echoes and Stars 
5. 2 and 3 both sucked. Reviews of this new one say it's different and actually good. We'll see.6. Flip flops, a bowtie (clip-on) and jorts.10. Swing away.
6. Nothing, because as illustrated several times in scripture, you can't take it with you. So go ahead and strip down in the morning and wait in your front yard.
My Dale Murphy rookie cared is one of my most prized belongings. Still bummed the Braves traded him away right before getting good. Definitely a Hall of Famer, he dominated the 80's…