Got an iPad. Now I just need internet service that works.
I’d like to thank my family members who contributed to the purchase of the iPad. If I do something awesome with it, I’ll give them some credit. And I’ll blame them if I ignore my kids and wife.
Gained 2 pounds on birthdayweek. And it ain’t over.
Because people know I have an affection for bacon, I’ve gotten a few bacon-themed gifts. Y’all do know I like one-hundred dollar bills, right?
Only those who have recieved an iPhone or an iPad as a gift can understand how Harry potter felt when he opened his Nimbus Two Thousand.
I may or may not be considering downloading a graphic novel to read on my iPad.
#Occupymugshotsgrillandbar
I need to stop celebrating my birthday so I can play with my new toy.
Did I mention I got a new iPad 2?
Echoes and Stars 
What time does the Mugshots sit-in begin? I'm there.