Wife: Why won’t this person drive faster?!
Daughter: Maybe it’s a mommy and her children are asking her lots of questions?
I am not the most skilled banker but my dish of suckers always stays full.
My name plate at work almost gave a worship leader a heart attack the other day.
I haven’t run in two weeks so now I only have two pairs of pants for work that fit.
I’m reading the Harry Potter books and watching The Lord of Rings so basically I have no cool points left at all.
One of my customers met Bethany last week, “How the hell did you get her?”
“I not adorable, mommy. I awesome.” – Dylan, 4
Look, I don’t wanna be judgmental but I look down on people who by choice eat hamburgers without cheese.
I fell off the wagon and looked at Facebook for 30 seconds this morning. I’ll never get that 30 seconds back.
I’m preaching this Sunday and I look forward to it the way a swimmer looks to the waterline for air.
Echoes and Stars 
Excellent. Three is pretty amazing. Six is true for any guy on the planet!
I am glad you are preaching.
Love the simplicity in this post. Yesterday I was reminded of your book, The God of the Mundane. I was cleaning out the murky water in our churches baptismal tank (left there since Sunday, it wasn’t pretty) my pastor came in and was apologizing for the necessary task…I chuckled to myself thinking, I’ve been a stay at home mom to 6 great kids for the past 27 years….this is what I do. I will give him a copy of your book. And although there are days I wish I had that book 27 years ago, it has changed my thinking – for good.