1. I am now confident enough in my job to pretend like I know what I’m talking about it.

2. Every ministry leans toward legalism, not just youth ministry.

3. If you have not prayed for my fantasy baseball team, would you please do so now? Feel free to share this need in your small group.

4. “The Bible doesn’t mention dating but we are going to tell you how to do it or not to do it at all.”

5. Pure repentance is the spiritual equivalence of a unicorn.

6.  My favorite Dirty Dancing prequel is Red Dawn (Wolverines!).

7. I run, therefore I eat bacon.

8. The first vocation was gardening not preaching.

9. My first-baseman couldn’t hit and in fact struck out constantly. So I benched him. Now he’s hitting doubles like DiMaggio.

10. “Behold, I make all things new” is good news.

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