1. I can’t wait till winter.
2. I don’t appreciate all these churches doing VBS on the same week. Who is going to watch our kids on the mornings when there are no VBS’s going?
3. When I enter my calories into my Lose It! app, I immediately get hungry.
4. Me amo mojitos.
5. Wait, someone needs to tell me again why I’m not supposed to like Palin? I can never remember.
6. I’m not sure why, but my pride swelled for Birmingham when I read the story about a wild black bear being found in town.
7. Remember the good ole days, when we had rain?
8. I only drink free range mojitos.
9. I can’t believe Oprah quit doing the whole book club thing right before the release of my book. The luck, huh?
10. If I ever own a professional ball club here in Birmingham, I’m calling ’em the freaking “Wild Black Bears.”
Echoes and Stars 
I'm disappointed that there's no reference to bacon in this one. I love the "free range" stuff that you've done the past few times. I'm disappointed in my inability to correctly spell disappointed the first time, without the squiggly red line appearing.
Frozen mojitos are amazing.
I too am launching a formal complaint that mojitos seemingly have replaced bacon in your randomness. I have already contacted some influential bloggers to question your view of the new covenant and it's application to bacon.
I'm sure Oprah will make your book an exception.