1. Wife brought home Zaxby’s last night and I felt like we were cheating on Chick-fil-a.
2. For all of you who think Christmas is too materialistic, can I have your presents?
3. I’m thinking about starting a new blog detailing all my meals. It will be called “Awesome.”
4. I need to just get over it. I’ll never look as good as I want to in a leotard.
5. One of my favorite parts of the season is curling up by the fire and skipping “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” on Pandora.
6. Zaxby’s sauce is also known as “1/6 of a Big Mac”.
7. My greatest weakness as a writer is remembering what punctuation goes inside the quotation marks and which are outside. So I just do it both ways and then I’m happy to have gotten half right.
8. Just how Pagan is the Winter Solstice? Cause I need an excuse to keep our tree up till March.
9. So far the best part of working in a bank is someone always has change for a dollar.
10. Not being able to remember the last time you had bacon is kinda like a meat specific amnesia.
Echoes and Stars 
It is of little consequence because the only thing in your post that should be in quotes is "Baby It's Cold Outside", but periods and commas always go inside, colons and semicolons go outside and question marks and exclamation points vary. (Awesome should be italicized, and 1/6 of a Big Mac shouldn't be in quotes because it isn't, you know, a quote (or the title of a lesser work).) It's o.k. though…we hall have our grammar problems. Mine is clearly run-on sentences. They're my favorite!