1. After downloading Flipboard for iPad I may never communicate with my family again.
2. My only demand for #OWS is moving Monday Night Football to any other station besides ESPN.
3. All I want for Christmas is for my kids to like Springsteen.
4. My kids now no longer want to play with the ipod or the itouch, they only have eyes for one gadget.
5. I know I’m going to take some heat for this but I’m going to cast my lot into the idea that the OWS protestors are more violent and racist than The Tea Party. There, I said it.
6. I may like Star Wars references more than the actual movies.
7. Had a customer tell me she loved me yesterday. Don’t worry, I told my wife. She is OK with my awesome customer service skills coupled with natural animal magnetism.
8. Owned an iPad for a week now. Can’t imagine how I was able to survive without it.
9. I may like the turkey sandwiches with cranberry sauce after Thanksgiving more than the actual meal.
10. I assume a higher quality of life without the NBA.